What are you groping for? I don't do it on a first date, but I can suck your dick

An ex-slut fucks for money even in marriage — you can't drink that talent

The Instagram hottie doesn't give on the first date. Oh, but she does

We'll have tea later, because I came to get laid. When do we start?

I totally pissed her off — I neutralized the bitch by fucking her in the car

Honey, put it in your pussy, because I haven't talked to my friend yet

Why do you keep fidgeting in the mirror? Come here, I'll turn you on your dick

I'm not going to lie to you, honey — the first anal is always painful

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

You're asking me to fuck you like a whore? I can do that, but then don't complain

Squeals like a bitch, because anal in a tight asshole is very painful

I knew right away that she ripped her pantyhose on purpose — she wants to get on my dick

She showed me what she was hiding under her tights — I knew it, a tight pussy

And that's going to be every time you shine your ass, got it?