What are you groping for? I don't do it on a first date, but I can suck your dick

The Instagram hottie doesn't give on the first date. Oh, but she does

An ex-slut fucks for money even in marriage — you can't drink that talent

I totally pissed her off — I neutralized the bitch by fucking her in the car

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

We'll have tea later, because I came to get laid. When do we start?

I'm not going to lie to you, honey — the first anal is always painful

Honey, put it in your pussy, because I haven't talked to my friend yet

Squeals like a bitch, because anal in a tight asshole is very painful

You're asking me to fuck you like a whore? I can do that, but then don't complain

I knew right away that she ripped her pantyhose on purpose — she wants to get on my dick

Why do you keep fidgeting in the mirror? Come here, I'll turn you on your dick

She showed me what she was hiding under her tights — I knew it, a tight pussy

And that's going to be every time you shine your ass, got it?